New danger out there Nija bears!

http://wbztv.com/video/?id=61243@wbz.dayport.com

Hope this well bring a "Smile to your face today"

The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Harlan , Ky. )


(1) Just one God
(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Put nothin' before God
(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
(7) No killin'
(8) Watch yer mouth
(9) Don't take what ain't yers
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda Plain an' Simple, don't ya think? The best way.
Y'all have a nice day!

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Originally posted by RW:
Now that's kinda Plain an' Simple, don't ya think?

Yes. Thanks for posting this.

Linda

I got this off a coaster at Red Robin today so they get the groans.

Why did the sesame seed keep telling one joke after another?

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He was on a roll.



Linda

JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question
and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the
cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches
from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the
still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared me!'

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he
didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab..... I've been driving a hearse for
the last 25 years.'

80 year old man marries a 30 yr old woman'
On their wedding night, they go to his house, he goes in his bedroom, she goes in hers. Later, he knocks on her door and she replies "come on in , we are married u know" . He goes in stays awhile, then leaves.

A little later, he goes to her door and knocks, she said "come on in, we are married you know". He does, stays awhile and leaves.

Later that night, he goes to her door and knocks, she says "come on in, we are married you know". He goes in........

She says, "what with all this knocking and stuff, we are married you know?"

He says, " HAVE I BEEN HERE BEFORE?"

BIRTHDAY REMINDER

This week we celebrate a special birthday !

Monica Lewinsky turned 34.

Can you believe it ?

It seems like only yesterday she was crawling

Around the White House on her hands and knees,

And putting everything in her mouth.

They grow up so fast, don't they?

Lee!!! Naughty, naughty.

Now Velcro is 50 and still going strong.

http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2008/05/13/5554131-ap.html

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Originally posted by Lee Jacobs:
BIRTHDAY REMINDER

Linda

Huh? Whaaa'd' I do, huh?

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Originally posted by Lee Jacobs:


Huh? Whaaa'd' I do, huh?

Great graphic!

Linda

A camping guide based on nearby pubs:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2008/may/29/camping.pubsbars.uk

We are doing it all wrong over here!!!

Camp & Gulp.

from the article:

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.. so you can stagger straight from tavern to tent

A much more CO2 neutral approach if you discount the possible Methane emissions from typical pub food i.e. Ploughman's lunch; sticky toffee pudding with black treacle sauce, etc.

OTOH how much money is left over for ale and pub grub, if your Campground (electricity only)for a typically 20 ft or less TT plus a (European) mid-size car is 32.00 USD per night?

And if you could afford that much ale and grub, you have to empty your Porta-Potty in the morning - should clear your sinuses quite rapidely.

We still have it soooh much better, let's enjoy it.

Sign on a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."